Thailand vs. America

Here are my ten reasons why Thailand is better than America. If you don't think this is true, I will fight you, and that's no lie.

10. Its amazing what kind of hotel you can get for $50 a night.
9. Soccer is on 24-7.
8. $10 for an hour long massage...enough said.
7. You can't go 5 feet without passing a street stall that sells meat on a stick.
6. July and August is the rainy season.
5. There is a 7-11 on every corner.
4. Seat belts and child car seats are for pessimists.
3. Stop signs...what are those?
2. You can buy hard liquor at 7-11 (for further clarification refer back to reason #5)
1. 5'8" is considered tall.